Comedy at the Cavendish Arms

I underestimated the impact of saying: “I’ve signed up for a stand-up gig”. I suddenly became a figurehead of fearlessness diving into the hardest profession known to man. Forget open-heart surgery or fire-fighting, standing up on stage and trying to be funny is considered by most as the hardest profession on the planet.

Thankfully the Cavendish Arms offers an ‘entry level’ open mic night for Londoners crazy enough to crack a few gags on stage, aptly named ‘Comedy Virgins.’ The free night- running on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays (and the occasional Thursday)- offers a stage for anyone who has been tempted (or bullied) into trying stand-up comedy. It was the simultaneous terror and excitement that had me signing up for a 5-minute slot (and then inviting all my friends so that I didn’t have the option to back out!) Intrigued by this vulnerable art form that exposes the very heart of humanity, I found myself eager to contribute comedy’s honest discussion on London life, no sugar-coating necessary! From Weight Watchers weekly weigh-ins to Brexit Britain, no conversation is too dull, disruptive or dramatic to constitute comedy. Anything goes…as long as it’s funny.

The only rule is that every comedian brings a friend. This prevents a comedy car-crash, where in a crowd is only made up of other comedians anxiously awaiting their slot (and not laughing!) So I was grateful for the lively room packed with people and pints looking for a laugh. The night showcased a real mix of experience, age, style and subject matter, all hoping to win the Cavendish Arm’s coveted prize: a mini plastic trophy! After each act the crowd decides if the contestant is a worthy winner by shouting “buy them a drink” and then a clap off at the end of the night confirms the overall champ. If I’m honest I didn’t care about the plastic cup, I just wanted to get through my 5 minutes without vomiting! After years of acting on the stage I was surprised by my stomach-turning response to the reality of stand-up. Luckily, I was put out of agony early on in the night, with my name called out in the first act. And to my complete surprise I absolutely loved it! The responsive crowd gave me the confidence and energy I needed to get me through my set, and by the end I didn’t want to leave the stage! Of course, I was glad I had invited a few friendly faces (who had promised to laugh no matter what!) but in general the uncritical crowd were a generous bunch, offering solid support for first ever stand-up set. I even got “bought a drink” and in the final cheer off found myself finishing 3rd! Maybe I have beginners luck to thank, but I’ll definitely be back for more- it’s an adrenalin rush like no other and a fantastic way of facing your fears!

A great evening for performers and audience members alike, ‘Comedy Virgins’ offers really unique weeknight entertainment- that’s free and funny! And you never know- you might even find yourself seduced into booking a slot!

More information:


Cavendish Arms

128 Hartington Road



Nearest tube Stockwell- on the Victoria and Northern lines.


Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesday (and the occasional Thursday).

Bar opens from 5pm, comedy starts at 8pm. The night usually ends around 10:30pm (depending on the number of performers).

Booking a slot:

You can book a spot in advance by signing-up to the Comedy Virgins mailing list on the link below. They will then email you every month when booking begin and ask you to pick your three preferred dates:

Alternatively, you can head down early on the day you wish to perform and grab one of the five open spots, (WARNING, these go fast). There is also five reserve spots just in case booked acts don't turn up.

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